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"those guys crashed the party at my girlfriend's house, but they brought booze and dope so we let them stay.
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guy one: hey man no offense but i think your sport is kinda boring.
Guy 1 : Dude, have you ever wondered about how the universe will end one day?
Soccer match in progress* Random guy in audience: "Ya boi ez win!" Some other random guy: "You Jinxed us were doomed!". by September 14, 2020.
“Don’t worry guys, I have three vibes coming through shortly”
A 50 second internet shock video where a guy gets fucked in his ass by a horse with a 2 foot cock.
Guy: You’re such a whore! Girl: No I’m not! White Knight: EXCUSE ME SIR DID YOU JUST CALL THIS WOMAN A WHORE?
Me: Me and this guy have been talking for six months now.